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To ensure that all facts are funny and easy to read, please follow these simple guidelines when submitting facts:
- Use proper capitalization. This Does Not Mean To Capitalize Every Word.
- Before submitting a fact, ask yourself these questions:
- Is this funny?
- Should people read this?
- Will fans of Vince Young appreciate it?
- Would Vince Young decide not to murder me for submitting it?
If the answer to any of these questions is "no," please enroll at aTm
- When including quotes ("this is a quote"), all punctuation belongs to the left of the nearest set of quotes. For instance, "This is correct," while "This is not".
- Your quote must not include any of the following, or any variations of them, or I will personally strangle you with a telephone cord:
- Any 1337-speak
- "your mom"
- "all your base"
- Any references to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- The same word more than twice in a row
- The character ! If you have to include one, your fact isn't funny.
- DO NOT SEND YOUR FACT MORE THAN ONCE! It will get here the first time, don't worry. If you're a jerk and send the same fact in over and over again, you'll be banned from the site. Seriously.
By submitting a fact, your submission becomes the intellectual property of me, Chris Marks. I respect your privacy, and will not disclose your personal information unless requested by the proper authorities, such as the FBI, CIA, NSA, NASA, or the Swiss. I reserve the right to modify or use your fact in any way I see fit, and to subjectively judge how funny/insulting it is. Submitting a fact does not guarantee it will be entered in the database.
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